falloutnewtgingrich:

You’ve made your last delivery kid.Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you’re kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.

But, truth is…the game was rigged from the start.

au where obama loses his memory and reconnects to his past lives

Obama: Who am I?

FDR: You are the president

Obama: I dont know what that is

Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit

Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die

Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?

Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom

-Washington Appears-

Obama: Are you freedom?

Washington: No, but I can help you find her

Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president

Baby: M-m-m

Mom: Marxism will prevail?

Baby: M-mommy

Mom: You are a bourgeois sympathist baby and if you had been educated you would need reeducation. Instead, I will raise you as a communist

I know a "couple" like this

They know who they are.

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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