You’ve made your last delivery kid.Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you’re kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.

But, truth is…the game was rigged from the start.

au where obama loses his memory and reconnects to his past lives

Obama: Who am I?

FDR: You are the president

Obama: I dont know what that is

Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit

Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die

Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?

Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom

-Washington Appears-

Obama: Are you freedom?

Washington: No, but I can help you find her

Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president

Baby: M-m-m

Mom: Marxism will prevail?

Baby: M-mommy

Mom: You are a bourgeois sympathist baby and if you had been educated you would need reeducation. Instead, I will raise you as a communist

I know a "couple" like this

They know who they are.


have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?


the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances


(Source: bijection)