Obama: Who am I?
FDR: You are the president
Obama: I dont know what that is
Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit
Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die
Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?
Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom
Obama: Are you freedom?
Washington: No, but I can help you find her
Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president
Mom: Marxism will prevail?
Mom: You are a bourgeois sympathist baby and if you had been educated you would need reeducation. Instead, I will raise you as a communist
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?